Let it be known that Shazam is now in session and has been officialy recognised by all men present.
The five founding fathers ,at the historical Orange Bar of Taipei on a day of our lord in September (or was is August?) in the year 2008
The men collected within shall henceforth be collectively known as 'The Shazzers'
For the uninitiated and for future prosperity and study we henceforth outline each of the Shazzers unique powers....
1, Jazza
Our founding father and Chief Shazzer. Artist of import, purveyor of fine beards and token baldy. His word shall be our doing...
2, Azza
Having just entered into the sancity of marriage Azza can be relied upon for sagely advice, introspective conversation and may impart the helpful sentence 'shut the fuck up' when discussing issues and matters of grandeur.
3, Powzer
In whispered tones he is often reffered to as thoughest who shall abort Shazam if there are naked women involved. Enough has been said on this subject....
4, Razza
Shazam's resident moral and spiritual guardian. Whose secondary goal is to provide translatory services. It is hencforth the goal of each Shazzer to weaken and corupt Razza to the evils of drink!
5, Dazza
Although hailing from a land of historical and cultural significance he has been refered to as 'he who no one understands' Impeded in both speech and humour.
All bow down before them...all hail our founding fathers.....
All procure the holy broom handle and adopt the position of Shazam!
Hail! Hail! Hail!
1 comment:
Brothers,
Did anyone notice the enormous number of women who "have expressed an interest in having sex with members of Shazam"?
Did you also notice that in this bevy of beauties none of our wives/partners expressed any interest?
Coincidence? I think not.
Huzzah to Dazza/Tikka for helping us go corporate!
Powzza
ps Stoked for next Shazam.
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