Friday, October 10, 2008

SHAZAM! No. 2

Sometimes, when certain problems arise its perfectly acceptable for a man to receive help from his friends..

For instance, when one has limited hands available for beer....

Or when a dangerous animal needs to be kept in its cage....

But under no circumstances whatsoever, no matter how tempting...should he put another mans balls in his hand...


Unless your name is POWZA!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Exorcism of Inadequate Viewing Pleasure

The brotherhood of Shazam gathered together in holy friendship to perform the exorcism rite of "Inadequate Viewing Pleasure" and the sacred deed of the "Audio Visual upgrade"

All experienced a night of reverent holiness and enlightenment...

Long has Powza been plagued by THE EVIL DOER......sometimes known as "he who does not provide high definition and is not equipped for surround sound"

AKA: Twelve Inches of Pain!.....


Upon obtaining blessing from our founding father Jazza (and permission from the missus)the exorcism rite was performed. The evil spirit fled from Powza's sacred abode to be replaced by the holy power cord....

Goodness, light and sound flowed into the living room. A rapture came upon us, and merriment that can only be achieved by the numbers 4 and 7 was known to all.



Powza stood over his defeated foe and bathed in the glory of victory!



And Lo!

Because Brother Powza was happy!


All were happy!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

SHAZAM No. 1

The founding fathers experienced an evening of merriment and frivolity...

Some were expecting debauchery, and they were not to be disapointed. Nakedness was promised...and delivered upon!



Unfortunatley it was not the type they were expecting. Fortunatley our entertainment was opportune to hail at the altar of Shazam!



Half naked, fire toting muscle men are not usual subjects of interest within a mens drinking club...

Such is the power of SHAZAM!

Breaking accepted cultural norms, boundaries and stereotypes from day one!

All hail founding father Jazza for his expediency, vision and confidence in our sexuality!


Hail! Hail! Hail!

Our Founding fathers!

All hear yea! All hear yea! All permit and recognize the founding of SHAZAM!


Let it be known that Shazam is now in session and has been officialy recognised by all men present.



The five founding fathers ,at the historical Orange Bar of Taipei on a day of our lord in September (or was is August?) in the year 2008

The men collected within shall henceforth be collectively known as 'The Shazzers'

For the uninitiated and for future prosperity and study we henceforth outline each of the Shazzers unique powers....

1, Jazza

Our founding father and Chief Shazzer. Artist of import, purveyor of fine beards and token baldy. His word shall be our doing...

2, Azza


Having just entered into the sancity of marriage Azza can be relied upon for sagely advice, introspective conversation and may impart the helpful sentence 'shut the fuck up' when discussing issues and matters of grandeur.

3, Powzer


In whispered tones he is often reffered to as thoughest who shall abort Shazam if there are naked women involved. Enough has been said on this subject....

4, Razza


Shazam's resident moral and spiritual guardian. Whose secondary goal is to provide translatory services. It is hencforth the goal of each Shazzer to weaken and corupt Razza to the evils of drink!

5, Dazza

Although hailing from a land of historical and cultural significance he has been refered to as 'he who no one understands' Impeded in both speech and humour.

All bow down before them...all hail our founding fathers.....

All procure the holy broom handle and adopt the position of Shazam!



Hail! Hail! Hail!