tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42319952457177272582011-07-14T09:06:12.417-07:00Grooving Fungusnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4231995245717727258.post-14964617665174772402008-10-10T23:32:00.001-07:002008-10-11T01:56:21.449-07:00Sometimes, when certain problems arise its perfectly acceptable for a man to receive help from his friends..<br /><br />For instance, when one has limited hands available for beer....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SPBK73QT7UI/AAAAAAAAA4A/QRWqzpc98ag/s1600-h/jared+being+fed+beer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SPBK73QT7UI/AAAAAAAAA4A/QRWqzpc98ag/s400/jared+being+fed+beer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255783157446470978" /></a><br />Or when a dangerous animal needs to be kept in its cage....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SPBK7xfhJ7I/AAAAAAAAA4I/WnNcyuQn2x4/s1600-h/caged+tiger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SPBK7xfhJ7I/AAAAAAAAA4I/WnNcyuQn2x4/s400/caged+tiger.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255783155899639730" /></a><br />But under no circumstances whatsoever, no matter how tempting...should he put another mans balls in his hand...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SPBK7oJUbaI/AAAAAAAAA34/3-rWaz0IXM0/s1600-h/powezers+balls.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SPBK7oJUbaI/AAAAAAAAA34/3-rWaz0IXM0/s400/powezers+balls.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255783153390611874" /></a><br /><br />Unless your name is POWZA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4231995245717727258-1496461766517477240?l=theshazamers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Grooving Fungusnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4231995245717727258.post-78633886489440477612008-10-08T01:54:00.001-07:002008-10-08T03:50:16.704-07:00The brotherhood of Shazam gathered together in holy friendship to perform the exorcism rite of "Inadequate Viewing Pleasure" and the sacred deed of the "Audio Visual upgrade" <br /><br />All experienced a night of reverent holiness and enlightenment...<br /><br />Long has Powza been plagued by THE EVIL DOER......sometimes known as "he who does not provide high definition and is not equipped for surround sound" <br /><br />AKA: <span style="font-weight:bold;">Twelve Inches of Pain!</span>.....<br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20e-cJEI/AAAAAAAAA3k/oAbxPCmbPFk/s1600-h/powzers+small+telly.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20e-cJEI/AAAAAAAAA3k/oAbxPCmbPFk/s400/powzers+small+telly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254705509274756162" /></a><br />Upon obtaining blessing from our founding father Jazza (and permission from the missus)the exorcism rite was performed. The evil spirit fled from Powza's sacred abode to be replaced by the holy power cord.... <br /><br />Goodness, light and sound flowed into the living room. A rapture came upon us, and merriment that can only be achieved by the numbers 4 and 7 was known to all.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20CN4wKI/AAAAAAAAA3U/rWjtjz3M1E8/s1600-h/47+inches.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20CN4wKI/AAAAAAAAA3U/rWjtjz3M1E8/s400/47+inches.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254705501554917538" /></a><br /><br />Powza stood over his defeated foe and bathed in the glory of victory!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20WfLW9I/AAAAAAAAA3c/ULJfkDHYJG8/s1600-h/powzer+and+hi+new+telly.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20WfLW9I/AAAAAAAAA3c/ULJfkDHYJG8/s400/powzer+and+hi+new+telly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254705506996149202" /></a><br /><br />And Lo! <br /><br />Because Brother Powza was happy!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20i-DIGI/AAAAAAAAA3s/i15mDJ9ymYE/s1600-h/praying+to+the+tv.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SOx20i-DIGI/AAAAAAAAA3s/i15mDJ9ymYE/s400/praying+to+the+tv.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254705510346858594" /></a><br />All were happy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4231995245717727258-7863388648944047761?l=theshazamers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Grooving Fungusnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4231995245717727258.post-30539843314610332992008-09-18T23:11:00.000-07:002008-09-18T23:23:52.425-07:00The founding fathers experienced an evening of merriment and frivolity...<br /><br />Some were expecting debauchery, and they were not to be disapointed. Nakedness was promised...and delivered upon!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNNDZcDAPQI/AAAAAAAAA3E/qYMbiBTKcqM/s1600-h/DSC00396.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNNDZcDAPQI/AAAAAAAAA3E/qYMbiBTKcqM/s400/DSC00396.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247612095121341698" /></a><br /><br />Unfortunatley it was not the type they were expecting. Fortunatley our entertainment was opportune to hail at the altar of Shazam!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNNDZlEpf4I/AAAAAAAAA3M/sJu_bYEVLtQ/s1600-h/DSC00385.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNNDZlEpf4I/AAAAAAAAA3M/sJu_bYEVLtQ/s400/DSC00385.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247612097544159106" /></a><br /><br />Half naked, fire toting muscle men are not usual subjects of interest within a mens drinking club...<br /><br />Such is the power of SHAZAM! <br /><br />Breaking accepted cultural norms, boundaries and stereotypes from day one!<br /><br />All hail founding father Jazza for his expediency, vision and confidence in our sexuality!<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />Hail! Hail! Hail!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4231995245717727258-3053984331461033299?l=theshazamers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Grooving Fungusnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4231995245717727258.post-61151118049737088762008-09-18T04:28:00.000-07:002008-09-18T05:50:35.348-07:00All hear yea! All hear yea! All permit and recognize the founding of SHAZAM!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNI-HwIC06I/AAAAAAAAA14/jqsA2Eyg3Uo/s1600-h/350px-Power_of_Shazam_Graphic_Novel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNI-HwIC06I/AAAAAAAAA14/jqsA2Eyg3Uo/s400/350px-Power_of_Shazam_Graphic_Novel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247324818738697122" /></a><br />Let it be known that Shazam is now in session and has been officialy recognised by all men present.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNI-HqexTtI/AAAAAAAAA1w/x5j0WYJC1X4/s1600-h/founding_fathers.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNI-HqexTtI/AAAAAAAAA1w/x5j0WYJC1X4/s400/founding_fathers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247324817223405266" /></a><br /><br />The five founding fathers ,at the historical Orange Bar of Taipei on a day of our lord in September (or was is August?) in the year 2008 <br /><br />The men collected within shall henceforth be collectively known as 'The Shazzers'<br /><br />For the uninitiated and for future prosperity and study we henceforth outline each of the Shazzers unique powers....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">1, Jazza</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNI_h8f50mI/AAAAAAAAA2A/ktpZ_67IWXk/s1600-h/penis+painter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNI_h8f50mI/AAAAAAAAA2A/ktpZ_67IWXk/s400/penis+painter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247326368248222306" /></a><br />Our founding father and Chief Shazzer. Artist of import, purveyor of fine beards and token baldy. His word shall be our doing...<br /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">2, Azza</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJBSBJUEUI/AAAAAAAAA2I/dlJ_YHiBVDY/s1600-h/the+groom.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJBSBJUEUI/AAAAAAAAA2I/dlJ_YHiBVDY/s400/the+groom.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247328293640999234" /></a><br /><br />Having just entered into the sancity of marriage Azza can be relied upon for sagely advice, introspective conversation and may impart the helpful sentence 'shut the fuck up' when discussing issues and matters of grandeur. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">3, Powzer</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJCnG96EKI/AAAAAAAAA2Q/dNEquzbPcKU/s1600-h/CanadianClub.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJCnG96EKI/AAAAAAAAA2Q/dNEquzbPcKU/s400/CanadianClub.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247329755492651170" /></a><br /><br />In whispered tones he is often reffered to as thoughest who shall abort Shazam if there are naked women involved. Enough has been said on this subject....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">4, Razza</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJEXZQKhEI/AAAAAAAAA2Y/lp5o5lMnJVw/s1600-h/pope.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJEXZQKhEI/AAAAAAAAA2Y/lp5o5lMnJVw/s400/pope.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247331684546413634" /></a><br />Shazam's resident moral and spiritual guardian. Whose secondary goal is to provide translatory services. It is hencforth the goal of each Shazzer to weaken and corupt Razza to the evils of drink! <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">5, Dazza</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJFWpHOkJI/AAAAAAAAA2g/JrumSN9WlXg/s1600-h/god-shave-the-queen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJFWpHOkJI/AAAAAAAAA2g/JrumSN9WlXg/s400/god-shave-the-queen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247332771135656082" /></a><br />Although hailing from a land of historical and cultural significance he has been refered to as 'he who no one understands' Impeded in both speech and humour. <br /><br />All bow down before them...all hail our founding fathers.....<br /><br />All procure the holy broom handle and adopt the position of Shazam!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJGA5tHrTI/AAAAAAAAA2o/Ghq8MFtvmI0/s1600-h/shazam+pole.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O1twNkQFelk/SNJGA5tHrTI/AAAAAAAAA2o/Ghq8MFtvmI0/s400/shazam+pole.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247333497144061234" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Hail! Hail! Hail!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4231995245717727258-6115111804973708876?l=theshazamers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Grooving Fungusnoreply@blogger.com1